I eat bananas while pooping in the library restroom.
It was 6:30pm. I was hungry AND I had to poo. Food isn't allowed in the library, and I didn't want go outside to eat the banana. I had no choice.
Don't judge me.
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i don't ever say this, but seriously... lmao. seriously.
hey as long as you wash your hands before and afterwards, it's all cool. What you do in the restroom is your business... But any dude that takes a camera into the restroom and uses it, i am a little scared of.
so you put double seat protectors on ... interesting. what are you afraid of? i mean, you're eating a banana with fecal coliforms on it. mmmmm yum.
your face in the first pic is priceless.
p.s. TOTALLY judging, btw. but i guess studying can do that to you.
I can't believe you brought a banana AND a camera with you into a bathroom stall. Please tell me the bathroom was packed with dudes giving you strange looks.
This is a classic example of "ExcrEating"
Well done. I especially like the part where you took sanctuary in the bathroom in order to get around the "no food allowed in the library" rule.
BTW: Don't be lookin at that banana peel like it ain't yo's!
oh yes, i just wanted to add that im really thankful there's nothing brown in the toilet.
you are quite kind for that one.
Hi wade! I love you and I absolutely love this new blog. Thanks for sharing your insights on how to properly eat and dispose of a banana while taking a crap. It's complex and I've been having a hard time mastering the art. So thanks for the visuals. It helped a lot.
Oh! And nice shirt in that one video of you playing the piano. MACCABEE!!!! CRAPPIEST BEER IN ISRAEL!
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